Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Side Affects

Lawd, I don't remember all these weird pregnancy symptoms till late on last time. Not this go 'round. It started real early with strange pains here and there, swoll up/painful boobs, severe allergic reactions to everything, pretty darn bad constipation, and now gas. Now ...I know BB is my best friend and she's comfortable talking about herself passing gas and all.....but I still like to retain a little bit of Southern Belle Heiress attitude about gas. I vapor, thank you. And that's a lot said coming from me....but good Lord the vapors.

I changed prenatal vitamins and think I've been visited by Angels. Those other ones must have been a product of the Devil. They should mark 666 all over them. Anything that keeps your from going for a week with being maxed out on Metamucil and taking a light laxative IS the devil!

5 comments:

black betty said...

i prefer "cuttin' muffins"... :D

From the Doghouse said...

Be careful on vinyl seats.

Jen said...

I like "vapor" thats hilarious.

I was taking some GREAT prenatal vitamins. They cost me like $44 a month but I could STILL go to the bathroom! Thank you Jesus.

I am suppose to be taking them now in "preperation" but I AM SCARED to! haha

Good Luck on the preggo symptoms, maybe they will pass soon! :)

HEATHER said...

I didn't have the gas, but LAWD the belching!!! I told my mom if I could have developed that skill in college I would have been the big gal on campus.

Supermom said...

I vapor.... LOL! that's a riot