Thursday, October 23, 2008

Second Time Around....

I, for the life of me, cannot figure out WHY people, knowing this is not your first kid, feel the need to tell you what's going to happen later on in pregnancy....or after the kid gets here. Did you miss the memo? This is not my FIRST rodeo.

This seriously ranks up there with people telling pregnant women they look like they're further than they are or that they look like they're having twins for me.

Why do people feel the need to give unsolicited advice? Now...I may talk about pregnancy but I'm determined that BB and I should be made a class to go around and talk to highschoolers. After talking to us, they wouldn't want to be pregnant, have kids, and may think twice about having sex......but I'm not giving advice.

I'll tell you what worked for me and say you may try this....but I know I'll piss myself, I know I'll have to pee more. I know my shit 'll stop up. I know I'll be uncomfortable. I know my ribs will be monkey bars and my bladder a trampoline. I know my boobs will be watermelons on fire.

I don't need to have anyone throwing that in my face.....really. I remember....vividly.

6 comments:

Sweet Tater & Co. said...

Can I offer you some advice.... maybe you should.....ha,ha,ha kidding! Just tell 'em to shut the hell up!

black betty said...

LOL! yeah, i think it's more funny now since i've already had one child. i seem to be getting even MORE advice this go round...strange.

i think we would have a blast telling teenagers about the grossness of child birth...watch their faces turn white!! LOL!!!! let's do this!

Supermom said...

I was thinking this SAME thing awhile ago for different reason.

Hope your sinus's are improving!!

From the Doghouse said...

Oh no, you don't understand, it's totally different this time. Why, my aunt's neighbor's cousin ...

AM said...

exactly, DH, exactly....see the way I figure it since my grandmaw had 13....is that after a while they start walking out....

Roz said...

That's how I feel when people with one child talk badly about my parenting..haha how the hell would they know very much only having one..hahaha now don't you get pissed at me!! haha