Thursday, October 2, 2008

We have....

A Yolk Sac. Going back on the 20th for another. We shall hear the drum of a heart then. I tell ya, 365 days in a friggin' year and WHAT day do they pick for my due date? My freackin' birthday! Yeah! That's right. I don't wanna hear, that's cool....because dammit! I have to lose all selfishness can't I AT LEAST keep my birthday!

Anywho....If I spit this kid out on my day...I better have some dam Pinosas awaiting me. I'm jus' sayin'.....It really doesn't matter though...b/c that would make this baby a MIRACLE baby. We didn't have sex the 2 weeks that they say I could have gotten pregnant. Creepy! So it's coming earlier.

And ahhhh!!!!!!!! I have officially missed my first period. Loves it.....no having to call anyone for vodka, butterknife and gauze! LOVE IT! (this month...I know I won't in 8 ok? This ain't my first rodeo!)

They did say that I have a cyst on my ovary (still) but that it's releasing hormones??? Does anyone know what in the heck that's about?

9 comments:

black betty said...

i am SO stoked for y'all...shoot, just tell them to induce you a day early. you need the 6th just for yourself. i have to share my bday with two uncles...it SUCKS!!! :D

love YOU!!!

black betty said...

so...emaculate conception?? LOL!!!

oh, and i got yo dranks! :D

Dr. Wifey said...

on your birthday? that is so cool! oh wait...you said not to say that hahaha

the way people schedule births nowadays, i'm sure you can choose the day it is born

Jen said...

Girl, I could give you a LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG explanation of when that implantation occured but I will spare you! heh! Seriously, your friggin birthday! That totally ROCKS! I am kiddin.. bein' an ass... I hope it is at least a week before or after.

I read that cysts can INDEED produce hormones, quite interesting reading too. heh! Google cyst hormones & it will pull up some links. :) I am a GOOGLE FREAK!

AM said...

Jen, no really, I feel like an idiot when it comes to that stuff. See...here's the deal...that was well over a week after we had sex....so I'm telling him the deed was at least a week earlier. So please do explain.

I google ovarian cyst releasing hormones...to no avail I'll try it your way. Either way that's whacked out! The body is a weird thing!!!

Dr. Wifey said...

i read where sperm can live up in there for like 5-7 days!

From the Doghouse said...

Hey, since your BD is the due date, you can rest assured that will be the one day the baby WON'T come!

too short said...

So glad everything is going well! :)

Supermom said...

I'd love to know the statistic when the baby actually comes on the due date.

love you!